I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

We all have to go. Let us create something which will stay longer or forever.

She told me that she loved me. She told me that everything would be okay. She told me to let go

To feel pure joy, sell your pride and be loving and kind.

It was not, after all, so easy to die.

I think for anybody, regardless of what industry you work in, when you get a new job, and it's progressive in terms of your career, that is one of the best feelings in the world.

It would probably surprise people to know that I'm interested in wildlife. I read a lot of poetry, too.

I've had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we're truly after.

Civic participants don't aim to make life better merely for members of the group. They want to improve even the lives of people who never participate.

Your gift to God is honesty. God's gift to you is truth.

Prediction is difficult, especially the future.