There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

A love of nature keeps no factories busy.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

I think there's been an overestimation of how much the press can shape coverage and people's decisions.

Thinking is the accurate and deliberate instituting of connections between what is done and its consequences.

Understanding that these statements do not represent reality, we should not be threatened by the language that he has used.

Access to science is greater than ever before. There are more vehicles out there that grant the public access to science. Not to mention the Internet.

Translation is always a treason, and as a Ming author observes, can at its best be only the reverse side of a brocade- all the threads are there, but not the subtlety of colour or design.

I don't believe man-made global warming is settled in science enough.

First we draw what we see; then we draw what we know; finally we see what we know.

I obtain great satisfaction out of using my intellect.