There are times when you see how ridiculous is this life, how ludicrous it is, you know, leaving your house every morning and being followed by paparazzi.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

It must be remembered that the forty hour work week until age sixty five was designed by governments and corporations and not the medical profession.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.

You create a work of art. You do not know whether it will get public sanction. Sometimes outstanding films do no business, and sometimes films which are not so good work.

When you make the present moment, instead of past and future, the focal point of your life, your ability to enjoy what you do and with it the quality of your life increases dramatically.

A self-help book can't really address a problem unless it's individualized. It's not going to talk about a globalized problem.

Don't let anybody tell you it's corporations and businesses that create jobs.

A good counter needs no calculator.

The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It’s all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.

A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue.