The world is run by C students

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.

The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.

I belong to my beloved, and my beloved is mine.

Go in close, and when you think you are too close, go in closer.

My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

Life is what you allow yourself not to see.

A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

I'm a universal patriot...my country is the world.

The Stars shine down and watch us live Our little lives And weep for us

Success comes before work only in the dictionary.

I am exhausted by traditional memoir. I am exhausted by the architecture of the conventional novel.

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

The first of the line is tied to a tree and the last is being eaten by the ants .

Success is not getting to the top - but how you bounce up from the bottom that counts.

Indifference in religion is more fatal than skepticism. There is no pulse in indifference; skepticism may have warm blood.

Our universities today are better equipped than ever, and the wars keep getting worse.

Liquid, flowing words are the choicest and the best, if language is regarded as music. But when it is considered as a picture, then there are rough words which are very telling, they make their mark.