The weapons of divine justice are blunted by the confession and sorrow of the offender.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.

The longer I live the greater is my respect for manure in all its forms.

There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying.

Our thoughts are often worse than we are.

Buddhists and Taoists of the mainland, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan share the same roots and instructions and have always maintained sound exchanges.

I've grown up with country music. I love how real everybody is, not just the artists, but the fans.

What exactly was your plan here, Mr. Andrews? To just walk in and flash your little smile, no questions asked?

A large number of deaf, crippled and blind people are afflicted solely through the malice of the demon. And one must in no wise doubt that plagues, fevers and every sort of evil come from him.

I was an entertainer, ever since I was a kid.