Dan Quisenberry Quotes
A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss.
Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That's a fifth of a pregnancy.
It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.
He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.
Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard.
It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.
They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.
When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.
