The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.

It used to be that Nashville would work to develop promising artists.

Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold.

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Do not strive for the shine of jade, but clatter like stone.

Science is of value because it can produce something.

Tell the truth boldly, whether it hurts or not. Never pander to weakness. If truth is too much for intelligent people and sweeps them away, let them go; the sooner the better.

Dost thou love hawking? Thou hast hawks will soar Above the morning lark.