The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.

I don't like lollipops.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

this was business.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

Identity is your role in life, the part you play. Individuality is who you are, and who you are is revealed to you if you can get to complete presence.

Our tomorrows must be met at the time of their arrival... with the HOPE they are as BEAUTIFUL as today!

No amount of thought can ever reveal what comes unexpectedly.

Swelling in anger or sparkling in glee.

Great lovers lie in Hell, the stubborn ones Infatuate of the flesh upon the bones; Stuprate, they rend each other when they kiss, The pieces kiss again, no end to this.

There's nothing more frustrating than seeing a conductor say, 'Play softer,' as they're waving their hands in huge gestures.

Everyone's life is an object lesson to others.

It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.

Whatever mitigates the woes, or increases the happiness of others, is a just criterion of goodness; and whatever injures society at large, or any individual in it, is a criterion of iniquity.

How could Hillary clinton not come off as human! I mean, even Nurse Ratched was human. I don't think people are interested in 30 years of the past, and I don't get this notion of change-maker.