The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem.

I come from a family that has always emphasized and enjoyed sports - golf, tennis, football, baseball and the rest.

I work with pictures and words because they have the ability to determine who we are, what we want to be and what we become.

I think that you have to prepare yourself mentally for show business, because it is such a tough world. You don't realize how hard it is until you're actually in it and you're actually on the show.

...on forever's very now we stand.

You have a small period of time when you can perfect your career and become good at it. A lot of guys get distracted, which only hurts them. You must stay focused and work very hard at boxing.

A question is a trap and an answer is your foot in it.

When I see everyone doing the same thing, I want to do the opposite.

You've got to go where the work is. My mom got a job somewhere else so I went and lived with her and then I just bounced all over going to school, chasing rainbows and all that.

In sweet water there is a pleasure ungrudged by anyone.