If anyone's comments affect anyone that much, I think it's more about their own security with themselves, because you can call me whatever, and I'm going to be good.

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.

No regrets, only choices.

Shouldn't "it works like a charm" be said about things that don't work?

The people who know the sort of personality or persona that I give across more on Twitter just realize that I'm just being messy and I'm just snatching wigs.

If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person.

People can think whatever. I know who I am.

If I say things like I'm going to erase someone's Social Security number, we all know I clearly don't work at the Social Security office.

Freedom isn't hard to lose - but it's a hard thing to win back once it's been lost.

Trust. Such an easy word. Such an impossible quality.

Let's start to have a grown up debate in this country about who we are and where we want to go and what kind of country we want to leave for our kids.

Habit is a form of exercise.

I get over a hundred letters a day from all over the world, from children and parents, and it's a wonder I ever have time to write books, let alone speak!

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

The only way my head was going truly somewhere else was to travel to a different life and not a different airport.

If you find yourself getting nervous stop and relax for three full breaths. Then take one small step, then another. That is how people get to the top of Everest.

Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.

The mouse is wise, but the cat is wiser.