The only person who can really motivate you is you.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

We juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity. I am afraid. I will taste fear until I die.

Christmas teaches us to be loving, kind, giving, forgiving, and appreciating.

You are destiny for greatness. Your future is in the hands of the Lord.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

No" is a complete sentence.

Whenever you get one inch above the ground in your own esteem, you are that inch too high!

The basis of world peace is the teaching which runs through almost all the great religions of the world. Love thy neighbor as thyself.

If you are carrying strong feelings about something that happened in your past, they may hinder your ability to live in the present.

I'll accept being Phoebe to people for a while longer, given how much fun it was. That's totally fair.