The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

Given the fact that I have a family and responsibilities, it's the mark of a man to find the courage to do what is right in the face of oppressive evil.

I've never had a problem with the way I look. I'd rather go for lunch with my friends than go to a gym.

Perhaps it's my natural pessimism, but it seems that an awfully large part of travel these days is to see things while you still can.

To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.

They weren't crazy. They were tired of being locked up. Even I could see that.

On the flat tax, the more you compress the tax rates, the more you untax where the income is really made, at the top of the pyramid.

If a man is at heart just, then in so far is he God; the safety of God, the immortality of God, the majesty of God do enter into that man with justice.

It's not going to be about money. It's going to be about who am I, what have I done and where am I going.

I like myself as I am, more desiring than desirable.