The moment we begin to celebrate ourselves and focus on our successes is the moment we begin living.

Allow your passion to become your purpose, and it will one day become your profession.

Remember that you have a choice in what you see. If you choose to see a person's darkness, you strengthen your darkness within. If you choose to see their light, you shine from the inside out.

The key to serenity is trusting that the universe has your back.

The simple intention to surrender control is all you need to experience miracles.

Be faithful that your authentic power is all you need to truly share your light with the world.

You can't make people be or do what you want. All you can do is be unapologetic about what you want and let others show up however they can.

Take action once a day to do something that ignites your life.

A miracle is a shift in perception. The moment that we choose to perceive our life with love, we can create miraculous change.

Healing opportunities can be disguised as people who really piss you off. Pay attention because they could be your greatest teachers.

Let go of what you think you need & what you really need will show up.

Self-courage, Self-confidence, Self-will!

In your walk with Christ, you shall meet crises, but, when crises arise, remember Christ!

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.

Envy honors the dead in order to insult the living.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

I won't say 'See you tomorrow' because that would be like predicting the future, and I'm pretty sure I can't do that.

You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

As an artist, you reach for the pen that's full of blood.

If you've ever felt inspired by a purpose or calling, you know the feeling of spirit working through you.