The mirror is the worst judge of true beauty

If you never love you never hurtIf you never hurt you've never lived.Love in life and embrace all the pains that come with it.

If you have to think about it twice you probably shouldn't do it

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

One of the most remarkable contributions of humans to the world is our capacity for ideas.

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma.

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.

Structure is translation software for your imagination.

If you're gonna wait for the universe to start making sense, you have a long wait ahead of you.

I don't think I should be underestimated.

Thus drivers inching southward will see the phalanx of birds heading west as one spontaneous gesture.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

The house ghost is usually a harmless and well-meaning creature. It is put up with as long as possible. It brings good luck to those who live with it.