The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team.

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.

On Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.'

I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

We pledge to fight 'blue-sky thinking wherever we find it. Life would be dull if we had to look up at cloudless monotony day after day.

Serotonin, the "feel-good" brain chemical that is boosted by Prozac, depends on magnesium for its production and function.

Among your farewells, see you soon, now I have no time and stormy silences, I met someone....that someone, is me.

It is time for the world, the hemisphere and the region to make sure that relevant institutions of civil society and relevant laws are embedded in the mechanisms of governance.

Work is not a curse; it is the prerogative of intelligence, the only means to manhood, and the measure of civilization.

Movies are pieces of film stuck together in a certain rhythm, an absolute beat, like a musical composition. The rhythm you create affects the audience.

Stop thinking, and end your problems. What difference between yes and no? What difference between success and failure? Must you value what others value, avoid what others avoid? How ridiculous!

If computers are the wave of the future, displays are the surfboards.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.