The last thing I ever thought would ever happen to me was losing my legs.

YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE TALENT IN THE WORLD, IT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU THROUGH... IT'S WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEART.

There are a lot of guys who are respected but not liked.

Everything changes, money rules. In my era, if you were successful, you were going to make money, but you never worried about it.

I'm the perfect candidate to be affected by SARS. I'm highly susceptible to infections.

I want to be a homer. I'm getting paid for something that I love to do. I would do it for nothing.

I think I've inspired a lot of people, and I'm one, if I get a letter and someone's in serious shape, I'll call them. I relate to these people.

They did not know it was impossible, so they did it. Mark Twain

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

A slander is like a hornet if you cannot kill it dead the first blow better not strike at it.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author meant sitting at the kitchen table in pajamas, drinking tea with the dogs at your feet.

As many times as I told her she was beautiful, I know that she never believed me. As many times as I said it didn’t matter, I knew that to her it did.

It's like you learn to swim by swimming. You learn courage by couraging.

I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people.

You never pull the trigger until you know you can win.

Forgiveness is mental floss! Build the capacity to forgive slowly - start with little unkind acts, otherwise you'll sabotage yourself. When we forgive, we forgive the actor, not the action.