The last pleasure in life is the sense of discharging our duty.

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.

A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.

Grace has been defined as the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul.

Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone - but part, while you can part friends. Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming.

There is no prejudice so strong as that which arises from a fancied exemption from all prejudice.

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have.

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity and afraid of being overtaken

I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.

We are very much what others think of us. The reception our observations meet with gives us courage to proceed, or damps our efforts.

Can you put your hands on my crot

The challenge for capitalism is that the things that breed trust also breed the environment for fraud.

I count it an honor to play with some guys that I've watched play on television, and may be in the Hall of Fame some day.

Commander! Sir! Wake up!" Jack surfaced from sleep, wondering who the commander was and wishing he'd respond so he could go back to sleep - until he remembered that he was the commander.

You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only one who does what you do.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

I thought of breaking down the door, but there's nothing left to say. That Chevy four by four says it all, sitting in my place.

Keep on dreaming boy cause when you stop dreaming it's time to die.