The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Some people are in misery of carrying the entire world’s pain on their shoulders. They are called writers.

Husband and wife, must complement each other.

I wasn't one to judge others when it came to fashion choices, but even I knew he'd drawn the short straw in the apocalyptic wardrobe department.

Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.

Let the people know the truth and the country is safe.

The so-called right to reproduce is not an unlimited right.

Church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact - religion and politics should not be mingled.

You're a doer, because you're prepared to make the necessary effort to translate your dream into action.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Creativity is the antidote to destruction.