The knowledge that life is finite was always in the back of my mind.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. -John, Apostle (and brother?) of Jesus, The Bible (RSV, non-Catholic), 3:16

I'm kind of a night owl.

Weather creates character.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

Privacy is a function of liberty.

I think anyone that grew up in the '70s and '80s grew up with Bob Barker and Wink Martindale and I think that was just always... when you were a game show host, you were the man of the hour.

May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol?

We're all pilgrims on the same journey but some pilgrims have better road maps.

No woman's getting hired because of her potential. I hope that we can invest more in female potential.