The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Reading and writing dangerous books lets me be who I can't be and say what I can't say in everyday life.

By changing how you perceive things and how you act upon those perceptions, you will change your life.

If I had my way, this war would never have been commenced. If I had been allowed my way this war would have been ended before this.

The world has also learned that economic growth, by itself, cannot close the gap between rich and poor.

Since the revelations, we have seen a massive sea change in the technological basis and makeup of the Internet.

I haven't seen one guy beat five people yet. It needs to be done collectively.

If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once.

Twenty years ago, I was living in a lovely cottage on the edge of Dartmoor but I couldn't afford to run a car.

I loved teaching. It was my world. I only left because I was overwhelmed with three careers - teaching, writing, and my family.