The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is not a round of golf, it's life in Albania.

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.

Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.

Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is what golf is truly all about.

Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.

Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking about a chart-climber.

It was like adults had their own little world that we weren't allowed to be a part of, and it didn't make sense because we were part of the world, too.

I thought when I started writing that I'd have a book out in four or five years, and as it became apparent that that wasn't going to happen, I became increasingly frustrated and unsure of myself.

When wild the head-wind beat, Thy sovereign Will commanding Bring them who dare to fly To a safe landing.

You can survive on your own; you can grow strong on your own; you can prevail on your own; but you cannot become human on your own.

By the time I was in my early teens, we were able to move into a much more middle-class area. I had a comfortable adolescence.

No amount of violence you've done to others prepares you for violence done to yourself.

The European brand of fascism will probably present its most serious postwar threat to us via Latin America.

For many businesses, the fear behind their social media reluctance isn't just fear of failure but of blame and accountability - both individual and collective.

I ask the Philippines Government to put an end to journalists' killings by giving journalists' safety the priority it deserves.

Freedom of the press is the staff of life, for any vital democracy.