The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

A letter Lewis wrote reveals an 18-year-old with the energy of a schoolboy and the tastes of an octogenarian.

Big Love and More Light!XxMwaaahhhhXx

If you can't explain why someone should pay attention to what you're saying, maybe you shouldn't be saying it.

We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.

My feeling is, having lived in different classes, that people want equality of opportunity... that's the thing that makes me despair: the idea that people aren't given equality of opportunity.

We can so reconstruct society that it will be self-perpetuating instead of as now, self-exhaustive.

Maybe being winged means being wounded by infinity.

the anxiety arising from the perpetual activity of the death instinct, though never eliminated, is counteracted and kept at bay by the power of the life instinct.

Heaven absolves all crimes committed to gain a throne Once Heaven gives it to us.