The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Keep your head down, Edward. Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all.

The days get longer and the nights smell green I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave.

I find a good cliche very comforting in times of stress." said the Sage

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.

Al McGuire talked to me I don't know how many times about dealing with the press: "You've got to be a con man." I tried that for a day or so, but it never really worked for me.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

We can realise a lasting peace and transform the East-West relationship to one of enduring co-operation.

Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers.

I feel like all Londoners relate more to New York - L.A. doesn't feel like a 'city' city. It's like a sleepy town.

I happen to be a movie star, but I'm not saying, "Hey, I'm a role model. Imitate me."