The fine-art world knows very little about the cartoon world.

At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else.

Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances.

When I come up against the real world, I just vacillate.

I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I didn't like the rough and tumble most boys were into. I knew I was a sissy.

I felt so painfully isolated that I vowed I would get revenge on the world by becoming a famous cartoonist.

You can't make everybody love you. It's an exercise in futility, and it's probably not even a good idea to try.

When I listen to old music, that's one of the few times that I actually have a kind of love for humanity.

Hey kids, while you're out smashing the state keep a smile on your lips and a song in your hearts.

Drawing is a way for me to articulate things inside myself that I can't otherwise grasp.

Your vigor for life appalls me.

You project a confident image through good body posture.

Bent but never broken

Covetousness is both the beginning and the end of the devil's alphabet - the first vice in corrupt nature that moves, and the last which dies.

You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.

I always try to work with people who are better than me, so I can learn more.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

A lot of the evidence and some of the events you see in LA Justice are loosely based on real-life cases.

I just want to get married in a bathing suit... Deal with it.

The secret to building great products is not creating awesome features, it's to make your users awesome.

Intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance.