The down side of Americans being obsessed with pop culture is that they kind of like it light.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

Humility is not weak, powerless, faint, a pushover, a punching bag or an abuse magnet, because above all — humility cares.

The older you get, the faster time passes in your mind, so use your time according to what is most important.

You really have no idea what other people are going through in their personal life so just be kind, it's that simple.

Don't trade future blessings for temporary pleasures.

The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.

We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient.

I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh.

The essence of greatness is the perception that virtue is enough.