The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself.

If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten

The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

I’ve always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.

To know the life principles of the kingdom is to humbly seek them

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I doubt if there is any single individual within the scientific community who could cope with the full range of [creationist] arguments without the help of an army of consultants in special fields.

I thought I'd go to a bookstore and see what moved me.

Freedom is an eternal principle. Heaven disapproves of force, coercion and intimidation. Only a free people can be truly a happy people.

Hollywood-a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.

I wasn't ready to write my own songs when I was in my early 20s. I'm still growing but I definitely grew because of my experiences on the road and in the studio.

we can forgive anything as long as it isn't done to us.

Pete Rose is too rich a character to fit on a bronze plaque. He requires a good, trenchant, poignant (ah, Petey) book, and this is it.