The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Words, he knew, could scar.

Is it possible that even happy moments of pleasure never stand up to a rigorous examination? Possible.

So Beckendorf was pretty popular?" Leo asked. "I mean-before he blew up?

Younger women have no problem in reconciling beauty with ambitions as a professional woman.

I really didn't care. I'd do something to somebody and walk in front of them the next day like it never happened. I had very very low value on my own life.

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise.

But over a period of time It's the melodic things that are in my head all day.

Art is not a pleasure, a solace, or an amusement; art is a great matter. Art is an organ of human life, transmitting man's reasonable perception into feeling.

I did an O-level in domestic science when I was at school, but on the day of the practical exam, it was a cookery nightmare.

To think you can creates the force that can.