Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

Friendship has always belonged to the core of my spiritual journey.

A lot of times, I played bass on songs. Gene plays guitar on some songs.

Good therapy helps. Good friends help. Pretending that we are doing better than we are doesn't. Shame doesn't. Being heard does.

I raised four kids in six years.

The artist must express the summation of his feeling, knowing and believing through the unity of his life and work.

You cannot give the vice president the authority to declassify specific information and then turn around and say he can just give carte blanche to an assistant of his to declassify whatever he wants.

Facts are plain spoken; hopes and figures are its aversion.

AB de Villiers is the definition of a Cricketing Genius

A great body is a gift you give yourself