In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

Our most important problem is that we can talk to express our thoughts.

Fools put trust in promises

The moment passes. There is no point in regretting irreversible decisions—one has to live with them, and we try.

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'

Healthcare for trans women is a necessity. It is not elective. It is not cosmetic. It is life saving.

Sick minds like to prohibit; healthy minds like to free!

My dad was a self-taught stride piano player. The myth is - I don't whether it's true or not - that he taught himself to play by watching a player piano.

I scored 1.1 on my SAT, And still push a whip with a right and left AC.

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.

Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life has a beginning as well as an end.