Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Where there are people, there is injustice, and that is not God’s design. It may not be our fault, but it is our fight. Let us do our part by holding up our corners.

I am not moved by riches and fame, but selflessness and a passion for humanity.

Writing poems is my way of celebrating with the world that I have not committed suicide the evening before.

In life, I'm most inspired by entertaining people and driven by the desire to do it by such a powerful force that I think it influences everything I do.

That's why I survived because I still believe I've got something to say.

It seems that everyone has their own inexplicable fear to have nightmares about. We need nightmares to keep ourselves entertained, and fend off the contentment that we all fear and abhor so much.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Take a sip from the cup of death... And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the left.

I don't really mess with Instagram much, but I get why people love it. Because to me, it's better to tell a story through a picture than 140 characters.

In the finished article, the only thing that is important is whether it moves you or not. There is nothing else that is important at all.