The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment.

Change the world by being yourself.

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

The WandererWhat is she like?I was told—she is amelancholy soul.She is likethe sun to the night

we all try to silence painful emotions. but when we succeed in feeling nothing we lose the only means we have of knowing what hurts us and why.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

I have no friends. The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

A free press is one that prints a dictator's speech but doesn't have to.

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

Growing up in Hawaii, the ocean is where I'm most at home. When I'm away from it and landlocked I long for the ocean. There's something about it, I'm at peace with it.

I only wish I could write with both hands, so as not to forget one thing while I am saying another.