The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.

You have to be happy with who you are and the choices you make. If you don't like yourself, you'll never be truly happy.

No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.

Marketing is not selling. Marketing is building a brand in the mind of the prospect.

Spring and autumn are inconsiderable events in a landscape compared with the shadows of a cloud.

The essence of education is that it is a change effected in the organism to satisfy the operator.

I don't watch a lot of the games on Sunday. But I always kept an eye on the 49ers.

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

If you talk about change but don't change the reward and recognition system, nothing changes.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.