The cardinal rule for hosting the Miss USA and Miss Universe beauty pageants is to expect the unexpected.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

I think that age as a number is not nearly as important as health. You can be in poor health and be pretty miserable at 40 or 50. If you're in good health, you can enjoy things into your 80s.

We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside zoos or rodeos.

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights

I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living, there's no substitute for experience. I don't care how much natural talent you may have... In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth

Change isn't always good. Sometimes changing things is a terrible mistake.

We are living in the Selfie Society of Me.

Make sure you speak out and loud enough to be heard.

Science is about applying what we know and asking what we don't know.

Speed is the essence of war.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined - to strengthen each other - to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

Curst is the wretch enslaved to such a vice, Who ventures life and soul upon the dice.

Precious was one of a large number of people on the street, many of whom appeared to be women; some, like Precious, actually were.

We have good personal relationship with President Obama, our relations are quite frank and business-like. And this is quite enough to do our job.