Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

The cardinal rule for hosting the Miss USA and Miss Universe beauty pageants is to expect the unexpected.

I think that age as a number is not nearly as important as health. You can be in poor health and be pretty miserable at 40 or 50. If you're in good health, you can enjoy things into your 80s.

We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside zoos or rodeos.

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights

I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living, there's no substitute for experience. I don't care how much natural talent you may have... In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth

Change isn't always good. Sometimes changing things is a terrible mistake.

People always want the bad guy to pay for his sin, until they're him.

Social media isn't something that you "do", instead you have to "be" social.

Find a place to think and a person to love and be happy.

Liza took her time sipping her tea. “That’s what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.

It takes 500 small details to add up to one favorable impression.

That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?

To break a Navy Seal, you have to kill us. That's why we can make it into our training. That's why we can call ourselves Seals because the only way your gonna break us is to kill us.

A third advantage of mission oriented companies, is that people outside the company are more willing to help you.

Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show!

I grew up. I began to think the United States had some problems that really required the help of artistic people to solve. And I gave myself permission to be a writer instead of a civil servant.