You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

The cardinal rule for hosting the Miss USA and Miss Universe beauty pageants is to expect the unexpected.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

I think that age as a number is not nearly as important as health. You can be in poor health and be pretty miserable at 40 or 50. If you're in good health, you can enjoy things into your 80s.

We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside zoos or rodeos.

I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living, there's no substitute for experience. I don't care how much natural talent you may have... In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth

Change isn't always good. Sometimes changing things is a terrible mistake.

Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Babylon and evil as Hell.

Love the peace not the war, love the humanity and take care.

There's no doubt in my mind that he wants this and that he loves you, Sam, but sometimes even the strongest feelings in our hearts can't silence the demons in our head.

Make gratitude a habit you indulge in each night.

The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated.

Politics ought to be adjusted not to human reasonings but to human nature, of which reason is but a part and by no means the greatest part.

I can't wait to wake up in the morning and listen to music in order to try to find something to work with.

I have a real aversion to sentimentality, but I also really want to write about love and friendship.

I do think that good actors can do any part. It doesn't mean that they are the best ones to do it.