The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Don't be afraid, " Elisha answered, "We have more on our side than they have on theirs." (2 Kings 6:15 GNT)

No evidence compels the conclusion that the minimum required intake of any vitamin comes close to the optimum intake that sustains good health.

Life's wildest moment---she kneels on the sidewalk. Everything else she does is lies, lies.

I never really had a chance to know the players individually... I thought when they were on the floor, they worked hard. But I never really got to know them.

God don't like complaints.

It was a crazy game. We could have scored five...oh right, we did score five, but we could have scored six, seven or eight.

Since the beginning of recorded history, the business of government has been wealth confiscation.

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

Orangutans look straight into your soul.