Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

We’ll make out for a while and you’ll feel better.

This tremendous world I have inside of me. How to free myself, and this world, without tearing myself to pieces. And rather tear myself to a thousand pieces than be buried with this world within me.

It saddens me beyond my tears that love is lost within the fears.

Hope is the one positive force to help us persevere during our darkest storms. Jesus gives us hope when He walks beside us through the fiery furnace and helps us rise above adversity.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

All of [the] activities here have a surreptitious end-of-the-world feel to them:... these joggers sleepwalking in the mist like shadow's who have escaped from Plato's cave

Nature, or at least birds and women, abhorred the invisible man.

All nations that have nuclear weapons think that they are responsible and it is the other guys who are irresponsible.

Me and Kendrick [Lamar] have different types of music. He from a different coast; we ain't in the same lane.

Postfix keeps running even if one Postfix process dies; Windows requires that someone restarts the service.