The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Touch your vision daily.

Everyone thinks you make mistakes when you're young. But I don't think we make any fewer when we're grown up

I have had a most unusual life so far. I know not why.

Delacroix was passionately in love with passion, but coldly determined to express passion as clearly as possible.

Life is short, youth is finite, and opportunities endless

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I was so obsessed with football that you could say I was taking the goal home with me at night. And then one day the system fell apart.

My chief concern is to try to be an humble, earnest Christian.

Whenever there is a conflict between the pure heart and the intellect, always side with the pure heart.