The books are balanced in heaven, not here.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Remind yourself that your mental & emotional health are important.

It's interesting, isn't it? Being in the world.

You know, I'm part of that first MTV generation.

Freedom stretches only as far as the limits of our consciousness.

Without poetry, stories would be told in sepia.

It sometimes seems as if curbing entropy is our quixotic purpose in this universe.

I think more important than law is the hearts of people.

Creativity isn't magic. It's achievable.

Once you have a very, very large budget, you actually look for expensive things to spend it on.

... for the top twenty most valuable YC companies, all of them have at least two founders.