The biggest mistake people make is assuming that their dogs think like little humans, and that they can negotiate behavior with them, but it doesn't work that way.

My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.

Humans are the only animals who will follow unstable pack leaders.

In life... we need to find a balance. You have to set rules and limitations - that is called discipline. And you have to practice that in all your worlds.

You don't always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need.

There is no such thing as a problem breed. However, there is no shortage of 'problem owners'.

Humans will always tell you the story. Dogs can only tell you the truth. Trust your instincts and listen your dog.

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

I am a Mexican that has been lucky enough to travel the world, speaking English, but with a heart that speaks a universal language.

Change takes effort. And the reality is, most people don't want to put in effort to better their life.

No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.

Don’t wish the world demanded less of you. Rise up and exceed its standards.

Once, I had a dream of fame. Generally, even then, I was lonely.

He who does something at the head of one Regiment, will eclipse him who does nothing at the head of a hundred.

We have to remember that no matter how much hardship we go through in our life, there is always going to be that fragile place in our heart.

There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

Remember the box fight: You start as a southpaw, you go back to fighting as a right-handed fighter.

The judges of normality are present everywhere. We are in the society of the teacher-judge, the doctor-judge, the educator-judge, the social worker-judge.