The Western notion of masculinity goes back a long way. It doesn’t allow for women, and it’s also racist - it doesn’t allow for other cultures.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

You're only as good as your next thought of yourself.

What are you NOT working on that you should?

I shall go the way of the open sea, to the lands I knew before you came, and the cool ocean breezes shall blow from me the memory of your name.

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle.

Impossible just means they ain't thought of a name for it yet.

What seems real one moment is fiction the next and gone out of existence the moment after that. Nostalgia is the greatest enemy of truth, and change our only constancy.

The Oscar changed everything. Better salary, working with better people, better projects, more exposure, less privacy.

He's become like that briefcase in the ground-full of gems yet void of light, so nothing sparkles, nothing shines.

I will through and through Cleanse the foul body of th' infected world, If they will patiently receive my medicine.

One Direction is the main thing I'm doing and I'm 100 per cent dedicated to the group.