If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to like the everyday things, like soft beds and buttermilk—and feisty gentlemen.

I love you. It hurts more than anything ever has, but I do. So don't you dare tell me I don't. Don't you ever say it again!

If you would know the political and moral condition of a people, ask as to the position of its women.

The best leaders don’t know just one style of leadership—they’re skilled at several, and have the flexibility to switch between styles as the circumstances dictate.

The world needs Christians who don't tolerate the complacency of their own lives.

But as the world turns I learned life is hell, Livin' in the world no different from a cell...

My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.

You cannot defect form an insight. You cannot unsee what you have seen.

For eight years, I was sleeping with the president, and if that doesn't give you special access, I don't know what does!

I'm really happy to have a family and a life outside of the business.

It was really hard explaining the Web before people just got used to it because they didn't even have words like click and jump and page.