'The Producers' is a sort of a once in a lifetime kind of phenomenon, and I was grateful to be a part of it.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

God is the reason I’m surviving, but he’s sure used you in my life wonderfully. I love you.

When you read about chemistry and physics, you want to do them too.

Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I’d feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it.

If they want to you out... they will find always a reason for that.

Recently I keep thinking that this isn’t about the survival of a species. It’s about why we’re never satisfied with what we need, why we always take a bit more.

I now had enough faith not only to believe there were answer, but to feel certain that those answers would become apparent at some point in the future.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her

the much-sought prize of eternal youth Is just arrested growth.

I take the same approach in all genres of art, across the board. It's intuitive.