The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

The secret of happiness is freedom, the secret of freedom is courage.

Never start a day or activity without a plan. Learn to plan your work, and then work your plan.

Render unto God the things that are God’s

I have a lot of faith and confidence in Cuban democracy.

They've never written a love story for me since I've been on the show and I think there's just more weight to it when two people love each other.

Humanitarian goods and people must flow in both directions. Gaza cannot and must not be allowed to remain a prison camp.

I did a lot of talking - not as much background talking as a lot of people because I've never been someone who is too afraid of saying what I feel. I just don't see any reason to.

Our understanding of the world is achieved more effectively by conceptual improvements than by discovery of new facts

Honor is like an island, rugged and without a beach; once we have left it, we can never return.

Say, thou art mine; and ever, My love, as it begins, shall so persevere