The National Party is a dying party.

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse

I've never been in parliament as a National, I gave up smoking about the same time [and] I've rid myself of two cancers.

I won't get into the antics of what went on then.

I don't deal with fools terribly lightly, and I think under any definition the man's a fool.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

That's a parents' job, isn't it? To raise a child strong enough to leave and break our hearts?

He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.

These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

The affections are the children of ignorance; when the horizon of our experience expands, and models multiply, love and admiration imperceptibly vanish.

Sunnis consider Shias a pack of unwholesome fanatics and Shias consider Sunnis a gang of lukewarm no-goods - there's nothing like religion for spreading brotherly love!

Decide what you are, what you want to express by the way you dress and the way you live.

I would never dream, for example, of going to The States to photograph your wildlife.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.

You've got to keep reminding yourself of what's important.