Arses Quotes

Arses Quote of the day

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.

Dance music was on its arse before we came along.

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.

The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.

A fart is just your arse applauding.

I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.