The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Eye contact is way more intimate than words will ever be.

But the very fact that this world is so challenging is exactly why you sometimes must reach out of its jurisdiction for help, appealing to a higher authority in order to find your comfort.

You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy or given up all hope of the Presidency.

Wisdom is a sacred communion.

I was always trying to look modest and natural. I don't like women who come into the lab and you see immediately that it took them two hours to dress in the morning.

You can't expect to make all this money and not go through problems. You can't expect God to give you everything you want without taking something away.

I would like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we’ve passed the audition.

I've dated people who I thought were going to be a big deal in my life, and I've also spent long periods by myself.

We reason deeply, when we forcibly feel.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.