Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

The human being is not a fallen being in need of redemption but rather a forgetful being who must be reminded of God and his own nature.

Having someonewho listensis a great gift, but to be truly heardis a treasure.

I hate when people call me 'The Boz'.

My wife and I love to read. Were going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

Sometimes you don't know what you need until it's gone

I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother. She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

People suspend judgment in the presence of mystery.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I used to be sure of things. Me, once i had all the answers. I wish i was a kid again, when i had all the answers