Texas is rich in unredeemed dreams

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

You don't need an ego when you love someone. You just need a heart.

Faith does not limit itself by the idea of a world, a universe, a necessity.

If you want to make a difference in the world... prepare to suffer.

As long as music survives, poetry will never die.

Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto.

Maybe black and white is the best medium for landscapes, I don't know.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.

When journalists come to interview me, it's a part of my life that is exhibited, as if pieces of clothing are being taken off one by one. But it's not very important really.

His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.