Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

I find that...The bigger the ego.The bigger the mouth.The deeper the shallowness of a person.

Never let yourself be swayed by emotions, ' her mother had said. 'Emotions are fleeting. They come and go. But reality stays with you forever.

The words you use can destroy people's confidence or provoke their greatness. Use your words to add value.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

I started going to castings a few years ago when people didn't know who I was. People forget about [that time] because they've seen my career - the path that it's had in the last couple years.

For some individuals - some soldiers, some contractors - combat provides a kind of purpose and meaning beyond which all else potentially pales in comparison.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

What is held by the whole Church, and that not as instituted by Councils, but as a matter of invariable custom, is rightly held to have been handed down by authority.